July 10, 2009

Like a bad rash, cowboys is back.

5 Reasons to watch Cowboys: The Television Series tonight on CITY TV.

#1. You will feel better about every decision you have ever made in your life.
#2. One girl gets broken up with over a hot dog.
#3. Another girl says that she respects her body and won't do hooter shooters. Five minutes later she is on stage in a bikini trying to win money.
#4. Bar star and biggest case for "triple wrapping it" Cheri, is thankfully absent for the entire episode.
#5. It's the best way to get into Cowboys without leaving with an STD.

Check out my full review of the show from last week.

Oh and here is another jem of a clip for you. Allllll class.


Soon McLobster, Soon.


In less than 24 hours I will be back in my home town of Fredericton, New Brunswick for my annual summer holiday. It will be great to visit with friends and family. I'll be in Fredericton , Saint John, Charlottetown, Halifax and Inverness, Cape Breton.

Come to think of it, it doesn't sound like much of a vacation.
But it will be great no matter because tomorrow I will have first of many McLobsters.
Yes, they really do exist in the maritimes and they are AMAZING.

Check out the commercial below.



Maritimes here I come!

July 9, 2009

Once again


Wow.  Today just got so much better.

Swell Season (Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova) who many will remember from the amazing movie Once, have just announced that they are releasing a second CD and we will only have to wait until September!

If none of these people are ringing any bells, Once was the movie that won for Best Song (Falling Slowly) at the Oscars a couple of years back.  Host John Stewart brought Irglova back out on the stage, so she could have a chance to speak.  Then their song Falling Slowly, which is the definition of perfect, was immortalized when American Idol winner Kris Allen sung it during movie song week.

The news of second CD is literally the best news I have heard in the longest time.  If you haven't seen ONCE you are an awful person.  There I said it.  Awful.  You know how you can change that?  Watch Once and love it like I know you will.

(thanks to the ampersand for the scoop)

Jason Mraz Presale

The Jason Mraz presale password for Vancouver, Edmonton and Calgary is DANCE 

July 8, 2009

Concert Review: Taylor Swift



I've always said that, given the chance, I would never return to high school.

Well tonight at the sold out Taylor Swift concert in Calgary, I was reminded, very specifically, why. All the drama, the tears, the tests and pimples. It was all too much. But now I can safely say that after spending two musical hours in the head of the teen country superstar, that I need to book a therapist for both me and Swift. But regardless of the awful high school memories her songs dug up, I have to say that despite my best efforts, the concert was able have me on my feet singing and dancing.

And yes, I understand that by saying that I thought Swift's concert was impressive, I am essentially putting into question my credibility as a entertainment writer. But maybe we should all put our Polaris-loving music libraries aside every once and a while and enjoy some really great pop-music. Would that be the worst thing in the world? After all, I'm pretty sure even Patrick Watson has had "Love Story" stuck in his head at least once.

Recently, the pop-music label has become just as dangerous as eating food at the Calgary Stampede, but like all Calgarians say, just because it isn't good for you, doesn't mean you can't secretly love it.

And for just under two hours, I secretly loved Taylor Swift. During her show, she sang pretty much her entire music catalogue and even added Justin Timberlake's "What Goes Around" to the set list. For anyone that has ever seen a Taylor Swift video or performance at an awards show, there was nothing really new. She played the band geek for "You Belong With Me", dressed up as Juliet for the aforementioned "Love Story" and even had the rain come pouring down on her for the "Should Have No Finale". But the thousands tween fans, moms and approximately five males in attendance couldn't have cared less. They loved every second of i
t. At one point, after singing her first hit "Tim McGraw", the audience gave her a three minute standing ovation. She stood practically stunned and in awe of the reception. And then when the crowd finally quieted down she said: "I will never in my life forget that moment."

A Taylor Swift concert isn't just about her belting out tunes and the audience applauding how great she is. The show reminded her fans, even the most cynical ones, that she is just as humble as she has always seemed. She is as nice as her songs imply and even when she tries to play mean, it's still laughably tolerant. Twice during the show she took time to get up close and personal with the screaming fans all around the stadium. She'd stop for photos or hugs, even giving them jewelry right off of her costumes, (I'm expecting an announcement of a jewelry line any day now.)

The concert for me was a reminder. A reminder that I don't always have to talk like I listen to CBC Radio 3 all the time. Or pretend that I own more than two albums off of the Polaris short list. Sometimes it's okay to love really good pop music, it's okay to admit that you know most of the words to even the cheesiest love songs. And sometimes it's even okay to say that you really enjoyed the Taylor Swift concert. Even if you really (secretly) thought it was one of the best concerts you've ever seen.

All the pictures were taken by me! Feel free to send a better camera!

Taylor Swift hits Calgary!


Um....I have a little bit of an announcement to make......

I'M GOING TO TAYLOR SWIFT TONIGHT!!!!
More importantly I'M NOT EMBARRASSED ABOUT IT!

I know none of you are going to be able to go on living until you read a review of the sold out Calgary show, so I'll be sure to post it as soon as get home.

Can't freaking wait!

Oh did I mention that crazy country girl Kellie Pickler is opening for her? I literally think I will turn into a crying girl during said show.

Again....can't freaking wait!

And you thought weddings were Evil?


So I went Evil Dead: The Musical for the third time on Tuesday night. That's right THIRD TIME. Suck on that recession. (seriously I'm broke, but hot damn do I love a zombie musical).

Anyway in the splatter zone there was a woman wearing her wedding dress. That too requires repeating, HER WEDDING DRESS.

She figured that she was never going to wear it again after her wedding day anyway, so now she got a halloween costume out of it. However, I think that she may be setting her husband up for the most elaborate frame jobs ever. Just a hunch.

If you are in Calgary and still haven't seen Evil Dead: The Musical, you are an awful awful person. It closes on July 12th. Do yourself a favour and see it, just maybe not in something so expensive.

It's almost time for Mr. A to Z


Just a friendly reminder that Jason Mraz tickets go on sale at 10am today!!!!!

To get the presale password for Vancouver, Edmonton and Calgary you have to go through Jason's website. Ticketmaster won't even have them until Thursday! Click to here to join!

Are you so freaking excited!?

July 7, 2009

Contest


Wanna win guest list access to the Eagles of Death Metal concert in Calgary?!

Yeah, you read that right, Eagles of Death Metal.(listen here)

Put away your black lipstick and your leather collars, surprisingly the band is death metal at all, instead they are a really great alternative rock band that has been on my constant rotation as of late, especially when I'm having a hard time getting out of bed.

Anyway, they are coming to Calgary on July 24th and I'm putting you and a buddy on the guest list!!!

All you gotta to is email the answer to the following question and I'll pick a random winner from the entries on Friday!

question:  What band is Eagles of Death Metal drummer Josh Homme lead singer of?

Email me now! (mikesbloggityblog@gmail.com)

Do what I say!


Have you heard of Said the Whale?

If not, you should.  They are great and they are pretty stopping in every single Canadian city this summer, so check their music out and go see them.  Definitely one of my favorite.

Chris at Out is Through (which is another great Canadian blog!) posted an interview with the band.  click on over to find out more about the band!

Polaris Short List!


The Polaris Short List was just announced!

Here are the nominees for the critic's choice for Best Album.  I dare mainstream Canadian radio to play just ONE of these great artists!!!

RIP MJ with CTV


So I don't know if you know but Michael Jackson died.

Seriously. I'm not joking.  

Well if you didn't know, you soon will.

Later today will be the memorial for the King of Pop and CTV will be giving it's viewers over 60 HOURS of coverage of the proceedings over it's 10 different stations.

How is that possible you ask?  Well here is the rundown.

Traci Melchor, who is some-sort of Michael Jackson expert,  will be live directly from the Staples Center while ETALK’S Tanya Kim will continue to be forced to share screen time with Ben Mulroney and MuchMusic’s Leah Miller from CTV’s Queen Street headquarters in Toronto.

This (probable) over saturation will continue on CTV properties such as MuchMusic, CTV News Channel, CP24, CTV.ca and muchmusic.com!

Shockingly TSN will not be participating.

I don't know if CTV is expecting you to flip through their stations and give them all ratings or what.  To me, it would make more sense for one station to have all the exclusive footage and have their ratings go through the roof.  But what the hell do I know.

Some of the acts expected to appear at the memorial include: Kobe Bryant; Mariah Carey; Andrae Crouch Choir; Berry Gordy; Jennifer Hudson; Shaheen Jafargholi (finalist on Britain’s Got Talent); Magic Johnson; Martin Luther King III; Bernice A. King; John Mayer; Lionel Richie; Smokey Robinson; Rev. Al Sharpton; Brooke Shields; Pastor Lucious Smith (family friend); Usher; and Stevie Wonder.

Macauley Culkin is apparently busy...working at Baskin Robins.

Today's question: What does it take to be a Michael Jackson expert?

July 6, 2009

Mraz is coming!


I have been waiting for YEARS for Jason Mraz to come to Calgary and it's finally happening.

According to his website he'll be heading to Toronto (Aug 15),Vancouver (Sept 30), Calgary (Oct 2) and Edmonton (Oct 3). No other Canadian dates have been announced.

Of course it also says on the website that he is going to Calgary AL and Edmonton AL. So maybe Alabama might end up being the lucky ones!

The pre-sale is on Wednesday (July 8th) and regular tickets go on sale on the July 11th!

I'm going to try to get the password and I'll make sure you get it first...after I get my tickets of course.

Fox tries again.

So my self-diagnosed ADD reached a new low this weekend when I went to Transformers 2 and fell asleep...numerous times.

Not even Megan Fox could keep me awake. And I'm pretty sure she could keep Mother Theresa awake.

But she'll have another chance this Fall with the new movie Jennifer's Body.  The red-band trailer is posted below and it looks like it's going to be Drag Me To Hell-sorta fun.  Diablo Cody (Juno) wrote the horror flick and it stars the Fox-y one, Amanda Seyfried and Adam Brody.  Who I think I thought had died in real life....but turns out he is a live.  So yah for him I guess.

Check out the trailer and remember it's red band which means, probably not safe for work.  Unless you work in a place wear nudity and swearing is cool.  In that case, are you hiring?



Ride a horse, save Suzie McNeil


One of the highlights of last night's Calgary Stampede was the grandstand show. I mean sure, there were the creepy circus dudes, randomly two people from SYTYCDC showed up and there were enough pre-pubescent kids on stage dancing provocatively to bring Michael Jackson back to life.

But the highlight to me was Suzie McNeil who sang a couple of different times during the 90 minute show.

I think I, and canada, need to start recognizing how talented this girl is. Beause she KILLED it on Sunday night. Whether she was singing from a moving platform sixty feet in the air or belting out her hit "Believe" with a chorus of children behind her,

Like Kelly Clarkson she has worked very hard at leaving her reality show past behind her. For those of you who don't watch TV obsessively as me, she was the last woman standing on the ROCK STAR: INXS show a couple of years back.

I've always sorta compared her to a lesser P!nk but she is slowly breaking those perceptions away. I know she works hard because she is literally everywhere. She does big venues, small ones and all the while she seems happy to be doing it. Something that is lot on a lot of newer Canadian pop acts. Plus she seems everywhere and I'm still not annoyed with her. That is not something to shake a stick at.

So I'm here today to apologize to Suzie McNeil. I'm sorry for not respecting you before, but I do now. Well done.

Check out Suzie on Myspace and follow her on Twitter.
Suzie is also going to be a judge on the second season of YTV's The Next Star. Like I said...she is everywhere.

Down but not out.

Normally you would be reading a really funny post that would make you laugh until you cry.

But not today. I just got back from the Calgary Stampede and it kicked my ass....but in a that good way.

Posts are coming today, but will probably be a little bit late!

Leave a shoutout to another one of your favorite blogs in the comment section and then hopefully everyone can find some new fun blogs....but hopefully not has fun as mine

Check back soon!


July 4, 2009

Just give me the trip now!


I'm just about to head down to Stampede for my first day of mini-donut madness!

One of the things I'm going to be checking out today is the hilarious sounding "Name That Tune style challenge" which is going to be sponsored by SIRIUS Canada!

I guess there are going to be testing everyones knowledge of artists and titles over a wide variety of genres from the 1960s to today. So yeah basically, I'm going to Wayne Brady their asses.

I have my eyes on winning the grand prize which is trip for two in New York or Los Angeles for a big concert! Some ass named Billy L is the leader now, but that's only because I haven't started playing. You are going down Billy.

I'm going to be singing my ass off at Stampede but they are going to be travelling all over Canada all summer or you can play oneline, so make you check it out!

That's all for today! Stampede Time!

Yee-haw!

July 3, 2009

VirginFest for cheap!


Have you seen the line up for VirginFest Calgary?!

A.m.a.z.i.n.g.

It's taking place at COP and it's going to be Ampitheatre style, which means there won't be a bad seat in the house.

A.w.e.s.o.m.e.

Tickets officially go on sale on Saturday morning, but if you get them before 10pm tonight, you'll get an extra $1o bucks off the festival pass. The pass is only going to cost you $128 but you have to use the promo code: VMCVIP


Thanks to Karan for the tip!

And what about Virginfest Halifax?

Here is a great tip I got from my friend Lindsay!

"Spread the word to your East Coasters! Vigin Fest is in Hali Saturday, and I just scored a wicked tip from a pimple faced kid selling tix at the Superstore customer service counter ... If you by your ticket at the Metro Center Box Office, its buy one get one free!!!""

Thanks Linds! (and pimple face kid!)

Free Food Finder!


The Calgary Stampede is in full swing, which means free PANCAKE BREAKFASTS all over the city!

AMAZING.

I'm found this great site and for the next ten days, I'm going to be using Flapjack Finder (website here) to find all the best breakfasts. Out of all the sites I've seen it's certainly the easiest and they even have an Iphone application.

If you think for a second that I'm going to miss out on free food, you my friend, are sorely mistaken.

Happy Hunting!


July 2, 2009

Cowboys: The Television Series. We're sorry Canada.


Today should be a glorious day in Calgary. After all, it's the first day of our pride and joy, The Calgary Stampede. Today kicks off with our parade day and it means that for the next ten days, the entire city will be celebrating the greatest outdoor show on earth, and none of us will remember a thing about it.

One of the most popular things to do during the Stampede is visit the notoriously world famous Cowboys Dance Hall. And depending on who you ask, the bar is either the greatest or worst place on earth. Up until now, you would have had to been in Calgary to experience Cowboys, but all that changes tonight with the premiere of Cowboys: The Television Series.

Having watched the first two episodes of the show, I can safely say that fans of similar shows like The Hills or the City, will not be disappointed. Especially when you consider it is a Canadian production.

The show doesn’t bring anything new to the reality show table, except maybe the cast-members bluntness when it comes to their own promiscuity, which when you consider the staff, is really not that surprising. The series skips on the nitty gritty details of working at one of the busiest bars in Canada and instead focuses on the daily trials, tans and tribulations of it’s staff.

But it chills me to the bone for that the fear that non-Calgarians will watch this show and think that this is what it's like to be a Calgarian. The show, like the bar, is for certain people. The cast is embarrassingly proud of their jobs. They not only appeal to the lowest denomiator, they somehow reach below it. I will admit that watching two full episodes probably made me significantly stupider and yes, I’m honestly considering returning my University degrees. Although, to hear the staff talk seriously about “hooter shooters” is worth the half-hour investment of watching the tv-show alone.

The show is harmless fluff and if anything, it will make you feel better about the deicisons you’ve made in life. Like the time you decided not to pour shots down your boobs or to never buy girls hotdogs while you are breaking up with them.

So to you Canada, I am sorry. I'm sorry if you think that Cowboys is the place where dreams come true. It's not, unless of course your dream is get a hooter shooter, in which case, the bar (and the show) are just for you!



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